Better known in other circles as a "heart attack on a plate."

Look, I'm a bigger guy. I like food. I love a good concoction; different flavors can add so much to a meal. But a paczki burger? Really?? I'm not feeling this.

Starting this Saturday, March 2nd through Fat Tuesday, March 5th, Motor City Sports Bar in Hamtramck is serving their classic burgers on a "paczki bun" instead of sesame seed.

I'm genuinely curious, but not sure if I'm curious enough to drive to Hamtramck for something that might be utterly disgusting. Maybe the sweet will counteract the saltiness of the burger? Either way, I'm gonna sit this one out. If you try it, let me know how it goes.