How To Irritate Someone From Michigan

How can someone from out-of-state make a Michigan resident so MAD???

Easy...here are some examples:
1) COMPLAIN ABOUT A FEW FLAKES OF SNOW. Some states experience a microcosm of snow and then panic about a blizzard.
2) MISPRONOUNCE OUR TOWNS AND CITIES. ("o-kee MOSE," "MacinACK Island," "SHARlitt," "SALT Saint Marie" etc.)
3) INSULT OUR FAVORITE BIG TEN TEAM. 'Nuff said.
4) WEAR OHIO STATE CLOTHING. Still 'nuff said.
5) IGNORE YIELD SIGNS IN A ROUNDABOUT. We hate these things anyway...why should someone from out-of-state make it worse?
6) REFERRING TO 'POP' AS "SODA." Look: it ain't "soda," "soda pop" or "soft drink"...it ain't even “a tasty beverage”.....it's POP. Got it?
7) MAKING FUN OF THE NAME "MICHIGANDER". Well, we have special names for those people as well.... And there are a few more lesser ones to boot.

ALSO:
8) INSULT ANY ONE OF THE GREAT LAKES
9) MAKE THEM DRIVE AROUND THE STATE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME Potholes. That's why.
10) CLAIM A DIFFERENT STATE IS THE REAL MITTEN STATE. Back off, Wisconsin.
11) SAY THAT PLAYING EUCHRE IS DUMB.
12) TELL THEM VERNORS SUCKS FOR UPSET TUMMIES.
13) SAY THEIR ACCENT MAKES THEM SOUND STUPID.
14) SCREW UP MAKING A MICHIGAN LEFT.

Don't believe? Try 'em.

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