We Have a Goose and Woodchuck Population Problem at WVFN

First of all, I respect people involved with PETA. But I am sick and tired of the geese and woodchuck population around the radio station.

It's absolutely crazy how much goose droppings are on the sidewalk and parking lot here. Maybe I should get ahold of one of Marlon Perkins relatives to advise me of the situation.

Relax people--this is a running joke.